Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea.
It’s a ducking joke? Right?
Les not forget that tomorrow is not the National BBQ day. But it is Memorial Day. Lets not forget our fallen soldiers.
What are great deal…
Free Straw with a drink purchase.
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent, featuring Nickelback!
So what would it be like if meat eaters acted like vegans? Watch this video and find out.
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started learning to cuss”. The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, “When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass”.
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
“Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios”.
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I let you out!”
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”
“I don’t know”, he blubbers, “but you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios”..
Check out this site I ran across the other day.
Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.
YoMomma! On every page load it displays a different Yo Momma joke. Check it out
September first is
#BackToHogwarts day. I would love to set up one of these signs to see if anyone ran into them.
I guess nobody paid any attention to his shirt.