May 25, 2020

YoMomma!

Check out this site I ran across the other day.

Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.

YoMomma

YoMomma! On every page load it displays a different Yo Momma joke. Check it out

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5 Funny Shirts That You Need Right Now

I Pooped today – And it felt great
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My Pen Is Huge – Oh yes it is!
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I got Your Back – No need to thank me
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I Tried It At Home – Never ever do it
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Exercise – mmmm Exercise
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Been a while

Well it has been a while since we have posted anything, but I do hope to start fixing that soon and posting new content on a daily basis again.

In the mean time check out http://justfunnyvideos.tk/ for some funny videos.

 

Out of Office

Obama Went for a Jog

Official presidential portrait of Barack Obama...
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Obama was out joggin when he tripped and fell off a bridge into a creek. Three kids rescued him. Grateful for being alive he offers them whatever they want. The first kid wants to go to Disneyland. Obama says he will take him in Air Force 1. The second kid wants a new pair of Air Jordans. Obama says he will have Michael Jordan sign them. The third kid wants a motorized wheelchair with a built in tv and stereo. Obama looks confused and says the kid doesnt look handicapped. The kid replies “I will be when Dad finds out I saved your butt from drowning”

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Yo Momma Jokes #1


Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs.

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mama’s so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, “to be continued.”

Yo mama’s so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.

Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.

Yo mama’s so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.

Yo mama’s so skinny, her bra fits better backward.

Yo mama’s so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses Chap stick for deodorant.

Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.

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