Snake dies of silicone (implant) poisoning

Israeli model Orit Fox, a chick with gigantuon fake knockers, was performing a publicity stunt for a radio station. The publicity stunt was for Orit Fox to kiss a snake, not too dangerous right? eh. Well, the snake got really turned on and bit Orit Fox’s left fun bag and you can here one of the radio show reps panick with, “not the titty!”

That’s epic. Anyhoo, then the snake died of silicon poisoning. I am sure that Peta will be protesting outside of every world brest enhancement joint within the next 72 hours. Before the snake kicked the can, he stated, “…it was worth it.”

Watch it on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYRB3HMPttI

New England Snowed Out: Fu** Jack Frost

Here in Boston, we have had 50 inches of snow in the last month. It sucks balls. In fact, I have nowhere to move the snow from my driveway now. There is a 6 foot wall of snow between my house and the street and the backyard is a good walk from the driveway. Urg. Well, we said “Fu- –  it” and this is how we New Englanders say “Fu–  you” to Jack Frost.