
Just a Little bit too much info from Dad.

One does not simply walk into Mordor. It’s also hard to get a good sense of how long it will take since you can’t account for the random fighting that will take place.
Obama was out joggin when he tripped and fell off a bridge into a creek. Three kids rescued him. Grateful for being alive he offers them whatever they want. The first kid wants to go to Disneyland. Obama says he will take him in Air Force 1. The second kid wants a new pair of Air Jordans. Obama says he will have Michael Jordan sign them. The third kid wants a motorized wheelchair with a built in tv and stereo. Obama looks confused and says the kid doesnt look handicapped. The kid replies “I will be when Dad finds out I saved your butt from drowning”
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