Nobody Warned Him
I guess nobody paid any attention to his shirt.
Category: Adult Jokes
Lift Your Hat
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.”
He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly, it would lift itself.”
Nothing But A T-Shirt
The differences when a woman wears nothing but a t-shirt and a man wears nothing but a t-shirt.
What Came First
What came first? The Chicken or the Egg?
Well I guess we finally answered that question.
Bra Sizes
Bra Sizes
A – Almost boobs
B – Barely boobs
C – Cant complain
D – Dang
DD- Double Dang
E – Enourmous
F – Fake
G = Get a reduction
H – Help me I’ve fallen and cant get up
