1 Out Of 10

redneck couple

 

A Tennessee couple — Dave and Rebecca Kosmitis both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave “fixed.” The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this?

Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby, because neither of them could speak Spanish.

Funny and Strange Conversations

Here are some funny and embarrassing text conversations and one from Facebook. To read them please click on the image and it will load the full size one.

Lesbians that look like Justin Beiber. Biebians?

I was checking out @philosophygeek and he post this link and I had to look. Lesbians and Beiber combined? It has to be two things: funny and annoying

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

Yep, it was both. They are called Biebians. Ewe. Some of them need some serious pimple remover too, you know, that stuff we call soap?