July 8, 2020

1 Out Of 10

redneck couple

 

A Tennessee couple — Dave and Rebecca Kosmitis both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave “fixed.” The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this?

Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby, because neither of them could speak Spanish.

Funny Animated Pictures

Running up and hitting a sign, what did he think would really happen?

Guy Hitting a Sign

Lets see how far I can lean back in this here chair…
Fat Guy Falling Backwards

This is why fat people don’t ride skateboards

Fat Dad on a Skateboard

Friday

Friday by Rebecca Black. This has been out now on the Internet for a few weeks, possibly the worst song I have ever heard. The sad thing is its so bad its funny. Enjoy, and remember “Its friday, friday gotta get down on friday”

Meatless Meat Balls?

Now here I thought that to be a MEATball  it would actually need to I don’t know containt MEAT

Funny and Strange Conversations

Here are some funny and embarrassing text conversations and one from Facebook. To read them please click on the image and it will load the full size one.