1 Out Of 10

redneck couple

 

A Tennessee couple — Dave and Rebecca Kosmitis both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave “fixed.” The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this?

Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby, because neither of them could speak Spanish.

Snake dies of silicone (implant) poisoning

Israeli model Orit Fox, a chick with gigantuon fake knockers, was performing a publicity stunt for a radio station. The publicity stunt was for Orit Fox to kiss a snake, not too dangerous right? eh. Well, the snake got really turned on and bit Orit Fox’s left fun bag and you can here one of the radio show reps panick with, “not the titty!”

That’s epic. Anyhoo, then the snake died of silicon poisoning. I am sure that Peta will be protesting outside of every world brest enhancement joint within the next 72 hours. Before the snake kicked the can, he stated, “…it was worth it.”

Watch it on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYRB3HMPttI