July 8, 2020

Lift Your Hat

left your hat

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.”

He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly, it would lift itself.”

Shes What

Shes What?

Dad, I’m Hungry

Tell your mother.

She’s not in the kitchen.

She’s What?!

We Do Not Serve Women

If you want a women, please make sure to bring your own because we will not serve you one.

Top Ten Things not to say in Victoria’s Secret.

  1. “The Miracle” what? This is better than world peace!
  2. No Thanks, just sniffing.
  3. I’ll be in the dressing room going blind.
  4. Mom will love this.
  5. Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboy Logo on it?
  6. No need to wrap it up, I’ll eat it here.
  7. Will you model this for me
  8. Oh honey, you’ll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
  9. 45 bucks?? You’re gonna end up NAKED anyways!
  10. Does this come in children’s sizes?