Les not forget that tomorrow is not the National BBQ day. But it is Memorial Day. Lets not forget our fallen soldiers.
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent, featuring Nickelback!
Can I get a left or a right swipe?
When I was young, you didn’t have to tell kids not to try this at home. We weren’t complete retards back then.
Literately a “crappy” birthday cake. Happy Birthday you ol poop!
Old people at weddings always poke me and say “you’re next.”
So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world.