Les not forget that tomorrow is not the National BBQ day. But it is Memorial Day. Lets not forget our fallen soldiers.
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent, featuring Nickelback!
September first is
#BackToHogwarts day. I would love to set up one of these signs to see if anyone ran into them.
Can I get a left or a right swipe?
Literately a “crappy” birthday cake. Happy Birthday you ol poop!
Old people at weddings always poke me and say “you’re next.”
So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world.
What came first? The Chicken or the Egg?
Well I guess we finally answered that question.
How I know my dog did something bad.