July 8, 2020

Dallas Cowboys Jokes

With football starting up, lets get some funny football pictures posted up. Starting off with the Dallas Cowboys.

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Changed password to incorrect.

SO when ever i forget. It always tells me your password is incorrect.

Blondes and Football

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but… I just couldn’t understand why they were all killing each other over 25 cents.

Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”

Smart Friend

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So i threw a coconut at his face.

Advanced Stupid

Advanced Stupid

Advanced Stupid. Just because the year is 2013, doesn’t mean there weren’t years before that ever hear of B.C.? Do people not learn anything in school anymore.

Twilight Moms

Twilight Moms

Twilight Moms – If these were 40 year old men screaming for 17 year old girls someone would call the police

Askhole

askhole

Askhole – A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

1 Out Of 10

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A Tennessee couple — Dave and Rebecca Kosmitis both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave “fixed.” The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this?

Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby, because neither of them could speak Spanish.