July 8, 2020

Ctrl Alt Del

kids

I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delte. Then if they fuck up I will just hit them all at once. – WillFerrell

Justin Bieber Shirt

beibershirt

I don’t believe in beating my kids. So I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt and Crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me.