September first is
#BackToHogwarts day. I would love to set up one of these signs to see if anyone ran into them.
I guess nobody paid any attention to his shirt.
The fact that this even exists surprises me a little. A lot of places it is illegal to drive without a seat belt on. Now that being said you should use your seat belt but I guess if you really don’t want to you could buy this shirt and wear it.
So… I’m not sure If I want to go down there or not….
The Cookie Monster, maybe smarter than we give credit?
Lobsters are mermaids to Scorpions.
It’s weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies.
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Surley if tomato is a fruid then that makes ketchup a jam.
Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts.
Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
The Struggle is real.