Check out this site I ran across the other day.
Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.
YoMomma! On every page load it displays a different Yo Momma joke. Check it out
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs.
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, “to be continued.”
Yo mama’s so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama’s so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses Chap stick for deodorant.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.