Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
