Back off my man! I’m his favorite girl, he told me so!
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What Came First
What came first? The Chicken or the Egg?
Well I guess we finally answered that question.
She Wanted To Be The Wolf
She wanted to be the wolf. Parenting, you’re doing it right.
Shouldn’t Of Had That Last Slice
Shouldn’t of had that last slice…
I Saw A Mouse
Help me Giraffe I saw a mouse!
Blondes and Football
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but… I just couldn’t understand why they were all killing each other over 25 cents.
Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”
Dad With Mom
I saw dad with mom last night, I think he was stealing my milk!
Sexy Imagination
I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
Come With Your Dog
Golden Dragon Chinese Restaurant
You could come with your dog (we’ll cook it!)
Bad Dog
How I know my dog did something bad.
I Like This Girl
I think I like this girl…
Really? Who?
Uhhm, she kinda looks like your.
Aww is it me ? 🙂 <3
No, your sister.
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Take On A Zombie
I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse, when most of you cant stand up to a spider.