It seems that my site blows chunks. So, I am going to revert to funny pics and jokes…. because the news just isn’t friggin funny without Clinton, Kim Jong Il, or Bush in the picture constantly.
Announcements
Meet ROXXXY, the First Sex Bot!
Having trouble leaving the World of Warcraft to meet a girl who will do what you need? Well meet Roxxxy, the first robotic girlfriend or as I call it “sex bot”. She can’t walk her own 120 pound ass to the bedroom, but her 3 “special places” are anatomically correct and fully functional. Apparently, she can’t do the dishes, but she talks, feels touches, and even sleeps.
It took True Companion two decades to develop her. They had an earlier version named Trudy, but she wasn’t very user friendly. If you ask me, Roxxxy needs a bit of work in the face, but hey that’s just my opinion.
Get more info on the Sex Bot at here.
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Woman’s fart grounds plane
An American Airlines jet took a detour to Nashville, Tennessee after the scent of sulfur filled the fuselage. They thought it was from matches and all of the 99 passengers and crew were removed from the plane while it was searched. It turned out that a woman with a medical condition farted and lit the match to mask the smell. Though they were safety matches, lighting them is not allowed on airliners. The flatulent and highly embarrassed woman was questioned but not arrested.
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Michael Jackson Still Being Creepy
When parents-to-be Dawn Kelley and William Hickman looked at the ultrasound can of their unborn child, they spotted something else: the face of late pop singer Michael Jackson. “We were looking at the pictures again, and I just saw Jacko there,” Hickman told the U.K.’s Telegraph. Kelley, who is 24 weeks pregnant said, “I’ve had plenty of scans before and none of the photos have ever looked like this one. It’s a bit spooky really.” (NNP/North News)