Q & A

 

The Washington DC State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into DC. For the first offense, they give you 2 Redskin Tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Washington Redskins

Q. What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.

Q. How do you keep a Washington Redskins out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Washington Redskins with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What’s the difference between the Washington Redskins
and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Washington Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Washington Redskins and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!