Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world.
Ya….Right..
Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world.
Ya….Right..
Nope. both Mine
Let me in , please. I am not the mighty hunter I thought I was.
Back off my man! I’m his favorite girl, he told me so!
What came first? The Chicken or the Egg?
Well I guess we finally answered that question.
She wanted to be the wolf. Parenting, you’re doing it right.
Shouldn’t of had that last slice…
Help me Giraffe I saw a mouse!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but… I just couldn’t understand why they were all killing each other over 25 cents.
Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”
I saw dad with mom last night, I think he was stealing my milk!
I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
Golden Dragon Chinese Restaurant
You could come with your dog (we’ll cook it!)