Put The Elderly In Prison
We should place the elderly in prisons because they will get a shower every day, video surveillance in case of problems, three meals a day, access to a library, computer, TV, ghm, doctors on site, and free medication if needed.
Put the criminals in nursing homes and they will get cold meals, lights off at 7pm, two showers a week live in a smaller room and pay rent at $4000 a month!
It’s pretty sad that we treat prisoners better than the elderly.
Changed password to incorrect.
SO when ever i forget. It always tells me your password is incorrect.
This Andy had a great childhood… this Andy did not!
Were you forged by Sauron?
‘Cause baby, you are precious.!
There’s always that ONE person. I know we all have family or friends like that.
The aftermath of a witch DUI ( or a FUI “flying under the influence”).
Best baby announcement I’ve ever seen.
When I have a kid I am so buying him this Bib. ” Who’s boob do I have to suck to get a drink around here?”
“Divorce” Yard Sale, Hurry before spouse comes home. Well that is one way to do it
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.”
He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly, it would lift itself.”
Literately a “crappy” birthday cake. Happy Birthday you ol poop!
And here is a Redneck SUV