And here is a Redneck SUV
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1 Out Of 10
A Tennessee couple — Dave and Rebecca Kosmitis both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave “fixed.” The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this?
Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby, because neither of them could speak Spanish.
Redneck Car AC
Here are two examples of some people who really love being “cool” in their cars.
People of Walmart 1
Ahh Walmart, you never know what you will find or see in there. Redneck dreams come reality in Walmart.
How Can You Tell If A Redneck Has Been Sitting At Your Desk
1. The monitor is up on blocks.
2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
3. Deer jerky in the desk drawer.
4. The extra RAM slots in your computer have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
5. John Deer pocket protectors left on the desk.
6. Your password has been changed to “Bubba”
7. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
8. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
9. The keyboard is camouflaged.
10. You hear him refer to the mouse as a “critter”
Redneck Hottub
Rednecks take the hottub part a little bit to literal. This is a hottub the only way rednecks know it.
