August 9, 2020

Chuck Norris Daily Jokes #2

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as giraffes.

Chuck Norris doesn’t lick postage stamps, he stares at them until they wet themeselves.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris Approved

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