Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It’s not because he’s scared of the dark – it’s Because the dark is scared of him.