August 9, 2020

Chuck Norris Daily #5

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.


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