August 9, 2020

Chuck Norris Jokes #6

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck norris is currently suing NCB, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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